"Rocket Man (I Think It's Going To Be All Too Short a Time)"

Elton John 1972

I packed my bags last night real tight

Zero hour nine A.M.
But we’re all gonna get blown higher than a kite by then

I’ll miss the DPRK so much, I’ll miss my concubines and my wives
It's lonely on an ICBM out here in space
On such a pointless flight

And I think it's gonna be all too short a time
'Til my missile brings me 'round the world to find
I'm not the man they think I am that’s fair

Oh, no, no, no.
I'm Kim Jong-Un the rocket man
Rocket man nukin’ Trumplethinskin and his crazy hair

And I think it's gonna be all too short a time
'Til my missile brings me 'round the world to find
I'm not the man they think I am that’s fair

Oh, no, no, no.
I'm Kim Jong-Un the rocket man
Rocket man nukin’ Agent Orange and his crazy hair
A nuclear winter ain't the season to raise your kids
In fact it's cold as hell
And there's no one there to raise them if you did
And all this science we don't understand
Though we'rein charge seven days a week
A rocket man, a rocket man

And I think it's gonna be all too short a time
'Til my missile brings me 'round the world to find
I'm not the man they think I am that’s fair

Oh, no, no, no.
I'm Kim Jong-Un the rocket man
Rocket man nukin’ The Dick - Tater and his crazy hair
And I think it's gonna be all too short a time
'Til my missile brings me 'round the world to find
I'm not the man they think I am that’s fair

Oh, no, no, no.
I'm Kim Jong-Un the rocket man
Rocket man nukin’ Puffed Up Daddy and his crazy hair
And I think it's gonna be all too short a time...